Archive for September, 2008

25SepCease and Desist, You Old Fart

A message from Ann and Nancy Wilson of Heart:

Dear John McCain,

When we first learned your campaign was using our admittedly awesome 1977
classic “Barracuda” to introduce your terrifying joke of a running mate, we
tried to be civil.  As we wrote in our press release, “The Republican campaign
did not ask for our permission, nor would they have been granted that
permission.  We have asked the Republican campaign not to use our music.”

Unfortunately, you continue to blast, “Barracuda,” in defiance of our wishes.
God knows why we thought you’d listen to us, two strong, creative women — I
guess we’re all just “trollop-faced cunts” to you.  (Speaking of Cindy, who can
blame her for hitting the pills?  We’d need an epidural to live through five
minutes of her conjugal duties — you sloshing your saggy ass between her legs
and chomping at her breasts with your little yellow teeth.  We’d rather rim
Meat Loaf.  Seriously!)

Use work by your own party’s own goddamn members, like Chuck Norris’s
motivational tapes, or Mel Gibson’s audio book of Mein Kampf, or Bill Engvall’s
Grammy winning comedy CD Can’t Keep My Wang Out o’ the Goat! Just leave us
the fuck out of it.

In the meantime, we’ll be donating 100 percent of the licensing fees from
“Barracuda” to Barack Obama.  Seriously.

Up yours,
Ann and Nancy Wilson of Heart

16SepNatural selection

from http://www.smh.com.au/:

Girl kills herself over atom-smashing Big Bang fears

A teenage girl in India has reportedly killed herself out of fear the world was about to end because of the atom-smashing “Big Bang” experiment conducted in Europe.

The 16-year old girl, from the state of Madhya Pradesh, died after drinking pesticide, The Daily Mail said.

Her father, identified on local television as Biharilal, said his daughter, Chayya, had killed herself after watching doomsday predictions about the Large Hadron Collider on Indian news programmes.

“In the past two days, Chayya had asked me and other relatives about the world coming to an end on September 10,” Biharilal said.

“We tried to divert her attention and told her she should not worry about such things, but to no avail.”

As part of their experiments, scientists have now successfully fired protons in both directions around a 27-kilometre underground ring on the Swiss-French border.

They hope to smash the components of atoms together in attempts to learn about their structure.

But fears have been raised the experiment could create a black hole that would suck the Earth away, although the scientists involved insist the experiment is safe.

Fears about the experiment had spread rapidly through the media in deeply religious India, The Daily Mail said.

Thousands of people had rushed to temples to pray and fast while others savoured their favourite foods in anticipation of the world’s end, the paper said.

from news.com.au:

THE Church of England will make an official apology to naturalist Charles Darwin for criticising his famous theory of evolution

Coming 126 years after his death, the church’s apology will focus on how wrong it was for senior bishops in the past to misunderstand and attack Darwin’s theory about man being descended from apes.

Senior church officials will post the apology in the form of an article written by the Reverend Dr Malcolm Brown on the church’s website tomorrow.

“Charles Darwin, 200 years from your birth (in 1809), the Church of England owes you an apology for misunderstanding you and, by getting our first reaction wrong, encouraging others to misunderstand you still,” the article says, according to extracts printed by The Mail on Sunday newspaper.

“But the struggle for your reputation is not over yet, and the problem is not just your religious opponents but those who falsely claim you in support of their own interests.”

But the apology by Dr Brown, who is the director of mission and public affairs of the Archbishops’ Council, has been dismissed as “pointless” by Darwin’s great great grandson Andrew Darwin.

“Why bother? he said.

“When an apology is made after 200 years, it’s not so much to right a wrong, but to make the person or organisation making the apology feel better.”

But Dr Brown says everyone makes mistakes, the church included.

“When a big new idea emerges that changes the way people look at the world, it’s easy to feel that every old idea, every certainty, is under attack and then to do battle against the new insights,” he writes.

“The church made that mistake with Galileo’s astronomy and has since realised its error.

“Some Church people did it again in the 1860s with Charles Darwin’s theory of natural selection.

“So it is important to think again about Darwin’s impact on religious thinking, then and now.”

Dr Brown said there was nothing incompatible between Darwin’s scientific theories and Christian teaching.

02SepA word about Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin will going down in history as the saddest, most pathetic political move ever made by a presidential nominee.

At least with her flaws Hillary Clinton had some merits, experience and insight. Palin is left with being a woman; The GOP is betting on women being dumb enough to vote for someone just because Palin, a woman kinda, sorta has a change of becoming president. Never mind the fact that she would be as competent in that position as a horse racing judge in charge of FEMA.