Archive for November, 2006

29NovBorat’s Holiday Playlist

borat1.Beat It – Michael Jacksons

I a huge fanny of this new song by dancing negro, Michael Jacksons. We have many major exports in my country -first is potassium, second is apples and third is small boys to Michaels ranch. Why not? Is niiice!

2. You Be My Wife from Borat Musical Listenings….

This is romantic song that I wrote about a woman’s in my moviefilm, whom I wanted to make romance inside off. This feature Belinda Bedekovic, our famous keytar player and was produced by Korki Buchek!!!

3. Throw the Jew Down the Well from Borat Musical Listenings for Make….

This is most popular children’s song in Kazakhstan. It is not in my moviefilm, but was record for Kazak television in cowboy bar in Arizona, which in US and A. I have hear this song have upset some peoples – I think it because my guitar playing not so good. I sorry.

4. Macarena

We play this party song at my first wife funeral. Happy times.

5. It’s a Kind of Magic – Queen

I like very much the lead singer – ladies man Frederick Mercury. It great shame that he die in that car crash. Many peoples say I looks like him, infacts, last month I come 7th in Almaty’s annual ‘who look most like Freddy Mercury’ competition. This out of over 843,000 entrant!

6. Leader of the Gang – Garry Glitter

This one from convicted sex criminal Gareth Glitter. He very much admired in Kazakhstan and his music is also popular. Infact he second most popular sex criminal in Kazakhstan. Our most popular Urkin the Rapist who become big star after appearing in my moviefilm ‘Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan’

7. Elokeinu on Album ‘One Three Seven’ – Zohar

It is Jew music. You must listen to this, so you know what your enemy is think.

8. Candle in the Wind – Elton John

I very much like this song about crushed princess of Wales written by bald homosexual Elton John.

9. Rock Me Amadeus – Falco

Me and my producer Azamat Bagatov like listen to this.

10. I wanna sex you up – Color Me Badd

This favourite of my 11 year old son, Bilak. His wife and childrens like it too.

11. Holiday – Madonna

I liking very much this new song by singing transvestite Madonna. He is very convincing, the only thing that gives him away is his big hands, and the bulge around his chram

17NovPolice State comes to campus

Written by Felicia Williams

Lawyer: U.S. student hit by stun gun thought officer was racial profiling

LOS ANGELES: A video of a UCLA officer using a Taser on a student was uploaded to YouTube yesterday. This is the third videotape of a Los Angeles police incident that involves “excessive force” to surface in the past week.

Technology is watching and spreading the news. With video cameras being built into cell phones and still cameras, a new surge in citizen journalism continues to gain momentum. Once a novelty feature, cell phone video is quickly becoming a valuable tool for capturing political inequities. This week, LA police officers thrice became the subjects of this guerilla video-journalism, which has exposed their brutality in situations portrayed as seemingly unprovoked.

When Mostafa Tabatabainejad, 23, refused to provide his ID to the community service officer, he was asked to leave. Refusing to comply with the random ID check, Tabatabainejad was asked to leave “multiple times” before the campus police were called in.

Despite the UCLA police report that said “the officers attempted to escort him out, he went limp and continued to refuse to cooperate with officers or leave the building,” witnesses defend their fellow student and argue there was no resistance. And when campus police arrived, Tabatabainejad had begun to “walk toward the door with his backpack”.

This video, shot from a student’s camera phone, shows part of the Tabatabainejad’s struggle and has clear audio of the student yelling, “Here’s your Patriot Act, here’s your fucking abuse of power,” while he struggled with the officers.

“It was beyond grotesque,” said a witness who was quoted in the LA Times. “By the end they took him over the stairs, lifted him up and Tasered him on his rear end. It seemed like it was inappropriately placed. The Tasering was so unnecessary and they just kept doing it.”

While this video is disturbing, it can’t be denied that captures such as this are an exciting reverse-Orwellian act of citizen’s response. Upholders of the Second Amendment insist that we keep guns to protect ourselves from our government, maybe now all we need is a cell phone.