The Jesus Action Figure - It actually exists.

02SepThe Jesus Action Figure - It actually exists.

I didn’t think it actually existed until I saw it in the lobby a movie theater the other day…I had to snap it with my phone-cam.

the jesus action figure

in Just For Fun.

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1 Dino02 Sep 2004

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Dude! Jesus is just one of 11 religious bad ass action figures!

Theres:
Buddha
The Ayatallah
Shiva
Allah (This is actually a empty box, cause showing Allahs face and form is forbidden)
Dalai Lama
God Almighty
Jesus
Rabbi
Islamic Jihad (lol)
The pope (hahah)
aand Krishna!

God has this bad ass kalashnikov rifle, Dalai lama god an uzi.. And Allah is just mysteriously dangerous… ahh I need to get a scanner..

Theres even rumors about a game based on those action figures called “Theological Tag Team Tournament”

oh wait.. theres an online store.. http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/
2 TCorp02 Sep 2004

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LMAO @ that site…real funny shiiit…
3 Wendy02 Sep 2004

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Speaking of Jesus. “Passion of the Christ” just came out on video. I figured I go rent it because I like controversial things. Needless to say it was a doosie. I knew they were gonna whip his *ss but I didn’t know they were going to do it 95% of the movie.
4 Shade03 Sep 2004

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Hmmm…

I think the logo needs a bit of work… But I’m really not sure what we could use - why don’t we fly with this one for now, and if another one comes along later, we’ll go for it.

-Shade
5 Dino03 Sep 2004

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Never bothered to see that movie. Why watch a guy be beaten up for 2 hours. bleh, stupid

But seriously.. I gotta get me one of “the almighty God” and One “Allah” figure.. gangstaness >: )
6 Dino03 Sep 2004

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check: http://black-tactics.com/penta.swf
7 Dino04 Sep 2004

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Check.. hehe http://w1.402.telia.com/~u40213567/temp/sovereignty.mov