When he got the scripted words for “That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind” he went…”one small step for man, one great leap…who wrote this crap?”

While boarding the lunar capsule prior to liftoff:
“What’s the inflight movie?”
“Am I in the smoking section or nonsmoking?”
“Can I have a window seat in the back?”
“Can I have a kosher meal?”

He even had his car stereo under his arm saying, it wouldn’t be safe in the NASA parking lot.

(this post is no April fools joke…you can check out all this on other websites as well.)